The Man Who Wasn't There

Why does my cat like to shred things? I havehad a pretty nifty poster of Gears of War that was sitting on my dinner table, waiting for me to get the gumption to do something with it. So, this morning I find it on the floor...portions of it chewed and shredded. She shreds everything! In all honesty, I don't know what I'd do with the poster so it's not a huge loss. It was just annoying to come out and see her sitting in front of its shredded form, staring up at me with those self-satisfied eyes saying, "Look what I did, Dad!"

I felt like Lisa in the Simpsons when Homer destroys something of hers and she shouts "This is why I can't have nice things!"

...at least she's stopped chewing through my speaker wire.

I was going to talk briefly about Dark Messiah of Might and Magic...

( And I wish I could, but I can't. Why? A little program called Steam. )